Top Ten

Ben found this funny on one of those tear off calendars for doctors and he brought it home so that I could post it on my blog. He thought it was really funny....I only got some of it, but it is still pretty cute.

Ten Reasons to Become an Anesthesiologist

1. You can intubate your friends at parties.
2. Have you ever met a happy internist?
3. You don't have enough ego hypertrophy to be a surgeon.
4. You can comfort anxious patients with, "I know just how you feel. It's my first anesthetic, too."
5. Any job where you can drive to work in green pajamas is a cool job.
6. You can park next to rich doctors like ophthalmologists.
7. You can cover your mistakes with Versed.
8. After spending the night with surgeons, they still won't respect you in the morning.
9. If you get bored on the weekends, you can give yourself a spinal.
10. No office, no overhead, no rectal exams!